Fra socialstat til ? - En chokerende afsløring

Det viser sig, at næsten alt, hvad Ghandi eller Sitting Bull ikke har sagt, har Roy Zimmerman sagt. Her fra sangen ”Socialist” (Sangen er her):

How many socialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Too many
4 to requisition the light bulb
4 more to process the requisition in triplicate
8 to manufacture the light bulb
3 to subsidize the manufacturing
3 to procure the light bulb
2 to supervise the manufacturing and procurement process
7 to warehouse the light bulb for an indeterminate length of time
4 to deliver the light bulb to the wrong address
4 more to redeliver the light bulb
6 to receive the light bulb
and 1 to screw it up
47

Man bemærke sig ordspillet i sidste linje, hvor ”screw in” bliver til ”screw up”.


Lyder det bekendt? Ja, ikke. Konspirationen er hermed afsløret. Siden indførelsen af New Public Management og med særlig fart under det nuværende kommunistregime er vi gået fra Socialstat til Socialiststat. Men de snedige sataner gemmer det bag andre ord. Det hedder således ”strategi” og ikke ”fireårsplan”. Men der er ingen tvivl: If it walks like a duck. Det ér dem, og de har tilmed udviklet konceptet: Nu om dage skal vi til slut bruge 6 socialister til at evaluere pæren og 1 til at holde MU-Samtale med den.

Hjernedød. Til forsvar for det borgerlige universitet - En samfundsthriller

I et misforstået forsøg på at fremme de danske universiteters erhvervsnytte og styre deres præstationer har politikerne forvandlet dem til bureaukratiske skrumler. En absurd topstyring, et tonedøvt ministerium og dynger af rapporter, regler og kontrakter forhindrer universiteterne i at yde deres bedste til gavn for samfundet.

Det borgerlige samfund har ikke kun brug for tanker, der kan omsættes i fakturaer, men er afhængigt af en mangfoldig og dynamisk viden om en bred vifte af emner. Detb orgerlige universitets formål er – til gavn for samfundet og dets borgere – at tilvejebringe, analysere, kritisere og bevare denne viden. Det sker i forskningen,
og det sker i undervisningen.

Derfor må nogen for det borgerlige samfunds skyld træde op til forsvar for det borgerlige universitet.

Udkommer 24. februar. Bogen kan bestilles her.

Administratium: a New Element

Investigators at a major research institution recently discovered the heaviest element known to science and have tentatively named it Administratium.

Administratium has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It has, however, 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of a meson-like particle called morons. It is also surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with.

According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second.

Administratium has a half-life of approximately three years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons forming new isotopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is spontaneously formed whenever moron concentration reaches a certain level. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the Critical Morass.


(her er originalen)